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April 2, 2008

Past Animal Races

Filed under: Past Animal Races — teebutch @ 12:06 am

Our Past Animal Races

Winner in bold

  • Hermit Crabs
    “Daddy’s Little Girl” vs “Marco”
  • Meal Worms
    “Zhiang He Two” vs “Fong”
  • Jade Plants
    “Wssssshhhhhhh” vs “Swwwwwwsssssshhhhh”
  • Horses
    “Peaches” vs “Tide” (The Radio Show)
    Winner contested by Mark Mays, CEO of Clear Channel Communications
  • Crickets
    “Mao Tse Tung” vs “A Cricket Named Bicycle”
    No winner due to escape
  • Hermit Crab vs Drunk Human
    “Daddy’s Little Girl” vs “Vadim Nequist”
  • Mice
    Neither would give their names because of thier involvement with Falun Gong. They both meditated through the whole race.
  • Sand Worms
    Leggy” and “Really Gross”

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