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Our Past Animal Races

Winner in bold

• Hermit Crabs
  “Daddy’s Little Girl” vs “Marco”
• Meal Worms
  “Zhiang He Two” vs “Fong”
• Jade Plants
  “Wssssshhhhhhh” vs “Swwwwwwsssssshhhhh”
• Horses
  “Peaches” vs “Tide” (The Radio Show)
  Winner contested by Mark Mays, CEO of Clear Channel Communications
• Crickets
  “Mao Tse Tung” vs “A Cricket Named Bicycle”
  No winner due to escape
• Hermit Crab vs Drunk Human
  “Daddy’s Little Girl” vs “Vadim Nequist”
• Mice
  Neither would give their names because of thier involvement with Falun Gong. They both meditated through the whole race.
• Sand Worms
  “Leggy” and “Really Gross”